Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Whatever Solange Wears, Do the Opposite.

.....this is not even funny..but it is...
When your sister has invented a split personality just so she can wear a metallic robot hand, and you still look more cracked out than she does, something is terribly wrong. Solange Knowles spent 2008 promoting her album in an eye-searing collage of feathers, giant beads, ruffles, and hot-pink leggings with elephants on them — all of which felt like sad attempts to wrest public attention from her older sibling. Couldn’t she just take a cue from Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and steal BeyoncĂ©’s thunder by marrying a rocker and naming her kid Hakuna Matata or something? At least babies are cute.

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